Dragon Kids Land

Goldilocks

protagonist · human

Hungry, tired, and standing in front of an open door with nobody behind it.

What they are like

Kind
7/10
Brave
7/10
Clever
5/10
Honest
8/10
Curious
10/10
Patient
2/10

How we meet them

Already walking, already hungry, already close to a door somebody left open. The story does not give her a reason for being in the wood, which is right.

Personality

Impulsive and entirely without malice. She does not sneak. She knocks twice, says things out loud to an empty room, and helps herself as though she has been invited.

What they want

Breakfast, and then a sit down, and then a lie down. In that order, and no further ahead than that.

How they change

Runs away, and then spends three days working herself up to coming back with something she made.

How they speak

Out loud, to nobody. She announces that the porridge is too hot in an empty house, which tells you she is not being sly.

How the story treats them

The bears are not frightening about it. The Great Big Bear's last line is an invitation, which is the whole point of this retelling.

One surprising thing

In the oldest printed version from 1837 she is not a girl at all. She is a rude old woman, and there is no apology and no coming back.

If they were real today

She would be the child who eats a biscuit off your plate while looking directly at you.

Things they say

  • “Was that your chair?”

Key moments

  1. She knocked twice

    She does not sneak in. She knocks, waits, knocks again, looks in, and only then decides the open door counts as an invitation.

  2. And then it broke

    The little chair fits her perfectly, and then goes straight through underneath her, and she sits on the floor among the pieces feeling quite strange about it.

  3. Was that your chair?

    Woken by three bears, she does not scream. She sits up, looks at the smallest one's face, goes red to the ears, and asks the only question that matters.

    “Was that your chair?”

  4. Three days to work up to it

    She comes back with a small wooden stool she made with her father, which is not as good as the chair was, and stands in the doorway with nothing to say.

Who they know

  • The Little Bearfriend

    Every single thing she used was his, and he is the one who says so quietly.

  • The Great Big Bearneighbour

    The loudest voice in the story says the kindest thing in it.

  • The Middle Bearneighbour

    The bear who spots every single thing she did, and the only one who works out why she did it.

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