Dragon Kids Land

The Old Man

helper · human

Sits on a gate, asks how many beans make five, and swaps a cow for the answer.

What they are like

Kind
7/10
Brave
5/10
Clever
10/10
Honest
10/10
Curious
8/10
Patient
9/10

How we meet them

Already sitting on the gate, as though he had been waiting, which he probably had.

Personality

Amused and slightly unreadable. He tells Jack the exact truth about the beans and it still sounds like a swindle.

What they want

Never explained, and the story does not owe an explanation.

How they change

Appears once, on a gate, and is never seen again.

How they speak

In riddles that turn out to be literal. Everything he promises is true.

How the story treats them

Everybody assumes Jack has been robbed, including Jack's mother, including the reader, and everybody is wrong.

One surprising thing

He does not lie once. He says the beans will reach past the clouds by morning, and they do. He is the only completely honest character in the story.

If they were real today

He would be the person whose advice sounds mad and turns out to have been exactly right.

Things they say

  • “Do you know how many beans make five?”
  • “Your cow for the five.”

Who they know

  • Jackmentor

    He tells Jack the exact truth and it still sounds like a swindle.

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